Re:XKCD's Randall Munroe on Google+ requiring your gender to...
by yohui on Saturday July 09, 2011 @04:23AM
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Halfway through my response to this, I realized that someone had already written it, and in a much more entertaining fashion. So I'll just point you to his post instead:
Three Worlds Collide, by Yudkowsky
http://lesswrong.com/lw/y5/the_babyeating_aliens_18/
"The most controversial story I’ve ever written. Starts with the baby-eating aliens and moves on from there."