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Re:ST3000DM001 by gerdesj on Monday June 07, 2021 @04:56AM (#27420458)
In these parts we threaten to withhold biscuits from meetings. Sometimes we really mean it. Escalating straight to firearms sounds a little bit excessive.
Re:ST3000DM001 by TheSpiceIsLife on Monday June 07, 2021 @06:12AM (#27420840)
Are you in England?
Re:ST3000DM001 by gerdesj on Monday June 07, 2021 @07:22AM (#27421268)
Yes, towards the bottom left of it.
Re:ST3000DM001 by TheSpiceIsLife on Monday June 07, 2021 @01:04PM (#27425000)
I could tell by your accent ;)
Re:ST3000DM001 by beervirus on Monday June 07, 2021 @09:07AM (#27422092)
Tasers aren’t really firearms. Also I’m guessing this was more of a stun gun anyway.
Re:ST3000DM001 by WarOnPrivacy on Monday June 07, 2021 @10:07AM (#27422771)
On the weapon scale, taser is a lot closer to gun than biscuit.
Re:ST3000DM001 by gerdesj on Monday June 07, 2021 @10:32AM (#27423059)
You don't throw them. It's the threat of having to drink your tea (yes, coffee too) without a biccy that does the damage. Withholding tea is unthinkable.
Re:ST3000DM001 by giaour on Monday June 07, 2021 @10:23AM (#27422951)
I am impressed that your weapon scale goes all the way to biscuit! I guess a stale one could serve as a projectile
Re:ST3000DM001 by Symbiote on Monday June 07, 2021 @10:52AM (#27423288)
England invented rock cakes (see: Harry Potter) and ginger nuts ('the original biscuits in the 1840s were "as hard as a nut"').

Although the USA can fight back with a slow HFCS poisoning :-)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_cake

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_snap