Apple asks staff to return to office 3 days a week starting in early September

Re:Apple asks staff to return to office 3 days a week starti... by ergocoder on Wednesday June 02, 2021 @09:49PM (#27376308)

I'll help fake cough walking around.

This helps you be more cautious and careful (e.g. I'm saving your life here). Companies may get complain and let people work from home. It's a win for me and for you.

Apple employees: when Tim Cook is around, just fake a cough politely.

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Re:Apple asks staff to return to office 3 days a week starti... by dkjaudyeqooe on Thursday June 03, 2021 @12:25AM (#27377213)

For extra points, bite on a fake blood capsule beforehand.

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Re:Apple asks staff to return to office 3 days a week starti... by ergocoder on Thursday June 03, 2021 @02:50AM (#27377964)

Just say out loud "why can't I taste anything?"

No need to invest in a blood capsule.

Even with vaccine, there is 1-2% to contract covid. Even you can't die, you will still be scared to give it to your kids.

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Re:Apple asks staff to return to office 3 days a week starti... by dkjaudyeqooe on Thursday June 03, 2021 @11:47AM (#27383121)

From reports, even if you catch it, the vaccine will attenuate the virus enough so that it's unlikely that you'll have a sufficient viral load to spread it to others.

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Re:Apple asks staff to return to office 3 days a week starti... by ergocoder on Thursday June 03, 2021 @01:31PM (#27384619)

The keyword is "unlikely".

No matter how low the risk is, most people wouldn't gamble their kids' lives over "commute to office".

Please help me cough.

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