Yeah, that's how I feel about it too. A useful MVP would probably be shorter, though, even if it sometimes couldn't do the inlining, or misidentified the called function. I mean, this is C++, I haven't seen any product with a completely reliable type hints & autocompletion, and yet even buggy ones are still very useful.
> Have you tried CLion by JetBrains?
Not yet. Going by the experience with IntelliJ, I expect to be a very good product. But right now, I'm sticking to Emacs.
In my experience, professional IDEs (particularly the JetBrains ones) are the best for working with a particular programming language, but they aren't so good for polyglot work and all the secondary tasks surrounding programming - version control, file management, log inspection, and even generalized text editing. My Emacs setup, on the other hand, delivers superior ergonomics for all these secondary tasks, and - as long as I can find appropriate language server - is within order of magnitude on programming itself. So it feels like a better deal overall.
As for tooling, I might read/write/compile/debug code in the IDE, but do all the secondary tasks in a Linux/Bash/Cygwin terminal. Don't feel guilty/ashamed of this style! "Use the right tool for the job." I am forced to work in Windows, but Cygwin helps me "Get that Linux feeling - on Windows". I cringe when I watch people using Git from a GUI (for the most part) instead of using the command line, which is normally superior. However, I also cringe when I watch people hunt and peck (badly!) in vim to resolve a merge conflict. (Have you seen the latest merge tool in IntelliJ? For 90% of users, it is a superior user experience.) To be fair, I have also watched real pros resolve merge conflicts in vim/emacs equally fast.
One thing you will find "disappointing" is the CPU & memory footprint of any modern IDE requires 1990s supercomputer resources. It is normal to see (multiple) enterprise-large projects take 1-10GB of RAM and 8-16 cores (for a few mins) to get fired up. (I am not resource constrained on my dev box, so I am willing to pay this tax.) However, after init, you can navigate the code quickly, and get good real-time static analysis feedback ("code sensing").
You also wrote: "Visual Studio in particular would happily crash for me every other day..." Have you tried CLion by JetBrains? (Usually, they have a free 30-day trial.) I have not used it for enterprise-large projects, but I have used it for a few personal projects. It is excellent. The pace of progress (new features in "code sensing") is impressive. If you find bugs, you can report them and they usually fix them. (They have fixed about 50% of the bugs I have raised about their products over the last 5 years. An impressive clearance rate!)