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Re:Baltic airlines reroute flights to avoid Belarus airspace by cblconfederate on Monday May 24, 2021 @06:20AM (#27262743)
buy the "No kidnapping" package for an extra cost of $169.99/person
Re:Baltic airlines reroute flights to avoid Belarus airspace by TeMPOraL on Monday May 24, 2021 @06:35AM (#27262815)
There are companies that would insure you if you needed it, but I'm guessing this may not apply to a state-sanctioned kidnapping.
Re:Baltic airlines reroute flights to avoid Belarus airspace by kijin on Monday May 24, 2021 @07:08AM (#27263021)
Depends on the state and how much you're willing to pay.

Tier 3, extraction by mercenaries -- pay more for extra comfy helicopter. Tier 2, extraction by bribery. Tier 1, your captor will be overthrown in a coup backed by a foreign government. Not applicable if your captor is one of the following states: blah blah blah.

Re:Baltic airlines reroute flights to avoid Belarus airspace by ashtonkem on Monday May 24, 2021 @03:51PM (#27268906)
Also known as “don’t fly RyanAir”.