I'm sure someone in the US makes and sells salads of eggplant, zucchini, and arugula just to see if they can induce an involuntary twitch in Britons.
Your forgot the protein, which is shrimp, and the cilantro garnish. Serve with a side of fries.
Dessert is jell-o with a crushed cookie and granola topping.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggplant#Aubergine-type_names