Very funny. But leak memory until you have to restart the process seems to be a very common strategy in practice. The programs explode even if the computer doesn't.

Many moons ago I remember talking with someone who works in HFT software and they said they'd just load the system with tons of RAM because allocation/deallocation and even manual memory management was too slow.

Really, this is just region-based memory management or actor-based memory management.

It's actually rocket-based memory management. Ba dum tss!