Motorcycle airbag vest will stop working if you miss a payment

Re:Motorcycle airbag vest will stop working if you miss a pa... by function_seven on Wednesday May 05, 2021 @05:18PM (#27055955)

I would refactor that line of code to ease my conscience:

    if (user.subscription.is_current()) {
        add_value();
    }

Of course, add_value() then enables the technology. And I'm not "disabling" anything, merely adding value when appropriate!

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Re:Motorcycle airbag vest will stop working if you miss a pa... by coward76 on Wednesday May 05, 2021 @07:26PM (#27057215)

```

else{ purchase_term_life_policy() enable_brakes_cost_saving_when_downhill_feature(); enable_short_current_stock_and_post_to_aggragater(); }

```

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Re:Motorcycle airbag vest will stop working if you miss a pa... by CamperBob2 on Wednesday May 05, 2021 @05:40PM (#27056155)

Now that's the kind of thinking that gets you a lucrative job offer from Boeing.

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Re:Motorcycle airbag vest will stop working if you miss a pa... by fomine3 on Thursday May 06, 2021 @01:36AM (#27059521)

I prefer dangerouslySetKillSwitch

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