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Re:Apple is sued for telling you that you're “buying” movies by m463 on Saturday April 24, 2021 @01:32AM (#26922509)
This is eerily similar to the Vitamin Water court case:

The suit alleged that the marketing of the drink as a "healthful alternative" to soda is deceptive and in violation of Food and Drug Administration guidelines.

(33 grams of sugar, etc)...

Coca-Cola criticized the suit as "ridiculous" on the grounds that "no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking Vitaminwater was a healthy beverage"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_Brands#vitaminwater

Re:Apple is sued for telling you that you're “buying” movies by dTal on Saturday April 24, 2021 @08:15AM (#26924345)
And Fox "News" Tucker Carlson! Lies? Slander? Of course not - no "reasonable person" would believe he was telling the truth!

https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-...

Perhaps it's time we stopped allowing lawyers, the planet's most unreasonable people, to argue what a reasonable person would think. Would it be simpler if we resolved these cases by just asking a hundred people?

Re:Apple is sued for telling you that you're “buying” movies by tekknik on Saturday April 24, 2021 @09:53AM (#26924840)
> Would it be simpler if we resolved these cases by just asking a hundred people?

That’ll quickly end in mob rule.