Re:Kind of Screwed
by vacri on Friday June 24, 2011 @03:11AM
(#2691356)
It'd be funny if science worked the way Maisel does.
"What? You repeated my groundbreaking study!? I'll sue for crushing damages! Clearly you've damaged my reputation!"
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heh:
Plaintiff Lawyers: "Right, we're suing you for personal damages of $150,000 per article printed!"
Defence Lawyers: "May I remind you that our client is a scientist?"
Plaintiff Lawyers: "Right, we're suing you for personal damages of $150 total and perhaps some cheap coffee"
"What? You repeated my groundbreaking study!? I'll sue for crushing damages! Clearly you've damaged my reputation!"
------ heh:
Plaintiff Lawyers: "Right, we're suing you for personal damages of $150,000 per article printed!" Defence Lawyers: "May I remind you that our client is a scientist?" Plaintiff Lawyers: "Right, we're suing you for personal damages of $150 total and perhaps some cheap coffee"