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Re:Zellij – A Terminal Workspace and Multiplexer by sammorrowdrums on Thursday April 22, 2021 @01:56PM (#26905752)
a) reminds me so much of this classic

https://thedailywtf.com/articles/the-inner-json-effect

“Tell us what you did to JDSL,” one of the VP’s asked.

“I don’t think I did anything,” Jake answered. “I’ve only been here two weeks, trying to learn JDSL and how the customer portal works. I don’t even know how to deploy it!”

“You made a few commits to Subversion!” Tom shouted.

“Well, yes. I added a few code comments, trying to–”

“You can’t use comments in JDSL!” Tom shouted. “THAT’S WHAT BROKE IT!!”

Re:Zellij – A Terminal Workspace and Multiplexer by aniforprez on Thursday April 22, 2021 @02:11PM (#26905939)
That 100% has to be fake. I NEED it to be fake. Are there production systems that work like this? Du they have one "rockstar" developer who does stuff like this?
Re:Zellij – A Terminal Workspace and Multiplexer by fwip on Thursday April 22, 2021 @03:00PM (#26906729)
Most of TDWTF is a kernel of truth surrounded by about three pages of fiction.