Largely what made moving appealing in the first place was romanticizing the hell out of it while browsing lifestyle instagram feeds all day.

You never thought about your addiction to 2nd day shipping and international cuisine rotation via uber eats.

I was thinking more along the lines of "small and quiet town living" with no traffic or crime but still has Costco. Hiking trails that are never packed and with no trash abandoned.

Quite suddenly, you lose the quietness while gaining the traffic and crime. Trails become packed and not well respected. All that remains the same is Costco except busier.