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Re:Thanks for the Bonus, I Quit by nathancahill on Sunday April 18, 2021 @05:18AM (#26851016)
Or the other joke:

My Boss arrived at work in a brand new Ferrari.

I told him: "Wow that's a nice car".

He replied:

"If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year"

Re:Thanks for the Bonus, I Quit by sharken on Sunday April 18, 2021 @10:39AM (#26852872)
Not sure if I should laugh or cry, but I'm quite sure this is the reality for the majority of Fortune 500 companies.