If I ever met you, I'd buy you a coffee. You jumped straight in to help the OP without offering any kind of upfront diagnosis based on the very little information available. The traits are patience and humility. They're valuable and not often found.

Helping other people is actually a tool I use to manage my anxiety. :)

Helps me put my worries in perspective. It works really well!

Going through comments I almost lost faith into people who do something instead of judging. Apparently there are still some who appreciate it.

That's said, if you guys would have a coffee, I'd be honoured to join you, let alone cover related expenses

Agree 100%, this was a great response amongst this sea of self righteousness and scorn

I agree that the GP's offer is admirable and far better than mere feedback. But this doesn't obviate the value of honest, constructive feedback. His concern is explicitly about the impression he makes on others, therefore our impressions are valid to share with him.

OP this is an amazing opportunity, I would definitely take him up on this offer.

This is refreshing! no grammar analysis, no inferring about mental disorders, no bragging about high ground you are on, not calling creepy, no calling OP over in his head... to me it feels like people are having a field day at OP's expense. OP: I suck!.. 999 people: AHAHA YOU DO BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

I went ahead and signed myself up to your website. The application made me feel like I wasn't supposed to, considering I've never done any of the things it asked if I did, and am just a lowly CS student who doesn't even have a great GPA, and is about to graduate jobless... so I figured I'd take a shot. Very nice signup process. Smooth as butter.

Completely understand if you can't help me, but would love some feedback on my resume at least.

It's refreshing to see a positive comment in the sea of destructive criticism in this thread.

I just offered the same thing, but my opinion isn't worth nearly as much as yours. Thanks for offering something of real value, which I saw only after offering my own, much less valuable, mock-interview. :)

best possible response. I hope you get voted to the top.

Do you do internationally and/or trading firms?

We're only operating in the US right now. I'm not sure what a trading firm is...

I believe that the commenter was referring to quantitative (algorithmic) trading in finance.

Just wanted to say this is really wholesome!

This should be at the top.