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Re:SQLite the only database you will ever need in most cases by Clubber on Thursday April 15, 2021 @08:33AM (#26819650)
"Statues of Limitations," was always my favorite malopropism.
Re:SQLite the only database you will ever need in most cases by SwiftyBug on Thursday April 15, 2021 @09:56AM (#26820545)
"You should of done something"

"This has no affect on me"

They're everywhere.

Re:SQLite the only database you will ever need in most cases by ben509 on Thursday April 15, 2021 @12:00PM (#26822127)
After cleaning up some spilled toner, someone put a very indignant notice under the photocopier:

"It would be who of you to be cautious openening a new toner cartridge."

Re:SQLite the only database you will ever need in most cases by Ashanmaril on Thursday April 15, 2021 @10:40AM (#26821081)
I recently heard someone say "cow tailed" instead of "kowtowed"