With bank ledgers, the computation energy is a minimized side effect that does not even show up as a rounding error in the financial reports of companies, and they do tens of thousands of transactions per second.
For cryptocurrencies, burning the energy is a key feature - 100% correlated to the proof of work and increasing by design. This achieves handfuls of transactions per second with energy burn exceeding that of nations.
Children's cartoons make better representations of the real world than that post.
I can issue fiat money myself. Here: "I owe you 5 CKD." What is the value of that? Zero. You don't know me, you have no reason to trust me, you cannot take my IOU to court and force my property to be seized. Your 5 CKD is worthless, in contrast to 5 USD.
Not at all. You can't take your dollars to the issuer (the Federal Reserve) and have them redeemed for goods and services. They are not redeemable, hence not "backed". Fiat simply means not backed.
> Why else do non-US residents value the USD?
Do you mean why they demand USD? For different reasons. One reason is to pay for goods and services imported from the US. Another reason is to use it as reserve currency.
> And why does EURUSD vary with relative economic output of the two countries?
It doesn't.
Do you know what else is a great inflation hedge? An index of stocks. Unlike BTC, the stocks also pay dividends, are backed by real economic activity, enjoy massively lower volatility, don't suffer from large fees, are never going to be banned, aren't tainted by endemic fraud and scam, and even produce a tiny bit of societal good. Stocks are objectively a better inflation hedge than BTC in just about every aspect, apart from not being a novel tech bro toy.