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Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by api on Monday April 12, 2021 @11:14AM (#26780282)
That's the kind of awful name that surely cost hundreds of thousands of dollars in consultant fees.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by bediger4000 on Monday April 12, 2021 @11:25AM (#26780403)
Yes. Reminiscent of "benadryl", but does not remind one of a Harry Potter spell as drug trade names like "chantix", "lipitor" or "cialis" do. Extremely mediocre.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by beckyb on Monday April 12, 2021 @01:44PM (#26782530)
Ask your doctor if Kyndryl is right for you.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by reflect on Monday April 12, 2021 @01:49PM (#26782608)
Naming new businesses is hard but come on- this type of horrible name should actually create a stock sell off.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by ksaj on Monday April 12, 2021 @05:35PM (#26785500)
To my eyes and ears, the name makes me think of cough medicine. So it's not a name I would choose for an infrastructure services brand either.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by mormegil on Tuesday April 13, 2021 @02:06AM (#26788608)
Near miss. https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinedryl is an antiemetic (preventing motion sickness) based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moxastine
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by ksaj on Tuesday April 13, 2021 @02:31PM (#26796870)
That's even better. It was Benadryl that I was thinking of.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by pram on Monday April 12, 2021 @01:20PM (#26782207)
The company said “kyn” alludes to the word kinship, while “dryl” comes from “tendril,” alluding to new growth. Together, the name brings “to mind new growth and the idea that–together with customers and partners–the business is always working toward advancing human progress,” Schroeter said.

lol

Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by 0xFF69B4 on Monday April 12, 2021 @03:46PM (#26784220)
This is hilarious, Kinedryl is a brand of medicine for motion sickness (Kinetosis) in Eastern Europe.
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by evanfarrar on Monday April 12, 2021 @05:58PM (#26785706)
Re:IBM to name infrastructure services business 'Kyndryl' af... by throwaway189262 on Monday April 12, 2021 @07:19PM (#26786357)
And this is why IBM is the most shorted blue chip on the index...