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Re:Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the leas... by headmelted on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @06:03AM (#26722631)
Agile coaching is it.

It's literally money for nothing.

I'm not an Agile coach, but have seen enough to know that it really is nonsense snake oil that large organisations will pay incredible sums of money for.

I sort of wonder if the negative real value of the Agile industry means the price is effectively limitless, given that the whole thing is a Fugazi so the bill is whatever the buyer is foolish enough to pay.

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Re:Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the leas... by sjg007 on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @09:40AM (#26724756)
Well, it's a transformative process that not many orgs can implement.. that's basically it.

Another is a JIRA consultant. You basically setup JIRA and teach an org how to use it.

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Re:Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the leas... by redisman on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @01:29PM (#26728008)
> Another is a JIRA consultant. You basically setup JIRA and teach an org how to use it.

What about the alcoholism to cope with what you've wrought on the poor souls?

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