I mean, you can... But you can't get another man pregnant, so there's really no point (at least in terms of fertility).

You could but for some people the fun is thereby reduced to zero.

I once heard something about listening to an orchestra with earplugs on.

Even though people tend to focus on rock and metal concerts, it's totally possible to get permanent hearing damage from an orchestra. They can be pricey, but a set of custom earplugs can save your hearing while maintaining a consistent volume reduction across all frequencies.

Who would have thought children and tinnitus had so many things in common.

They also both tend to make high-pitched noises, on that note.