Try finding something from Google before 2007.
Re:Microsoft Coffee
by marshmallow_12 on Friday April 02, 2021 @01:29PM
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"google in 1996"? Google likes the buns but not the whisky i guess.
(even i'm cringing at the metaphor, but if you think about it, it sums up what i'm trying to say. Pretty well)
"stale as buns" is my phrase of choice.