Which I think is fine? Isn't it fun to imagine how you would unstick a huge boat, even if your idea is totally off the mark due to a bad application of lateral thinking? Be it helium balloons or falcon heavy lifting rockets.

Oh yes, great fun to be had by all. You'll hear no complaints from me.

Or ramming another containership into it.

Or repeatedly exploding nukes behind it to convert it into the first space going Orion container vessel....

Yeah, the part that is missing are the experts who can take those "crazy" suggestions and explain, in accurate detail, all of the reasons why there are better ideas.

Along with detailed explanations of the better ideas.

As it was, we kind of just got stuck on the jokes and random thoughts.