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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by hunter2_ on Thursday March 25, 2021 @10:06PM (#26588086)
Perhaps the classic beached whale clearing technique [0] would work.

[0] https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by sundvor on Friday March 26, 2021 @02:19AM (#26589260)
Amazing reporting, highly enjoyed the narrative.

Yes let's blow up a whale, beached as. What could possibly go wrong? Remains to be seen.

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by drcongo on Friday March 26, 2021 @06:08AM (#26590394)
This pun deserves all the upvotes it can get.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by dctoedt on Friday March 26, 2021 @06:42AM (#26590550)
Upvoted you, too — I would have skimmed right by the (great) pun had I not noticed your comment.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by hunter2_ on Saturday March 27, 2021 @12:10AM (#26599839)
Just handed out the updoots left right and sideways myself, because my points on this video comment just hit the triple digits (!!!). What a time to be alive.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by sundvor on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @12:11AM (#26631195)
That's actually the same ballpark as mine; thanks again for sharing it, I'm sure it'll be one of my all time favourites as the years go by.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by atat7024 on Saturday March 27, 2021 @09:30AM (#26602158)
Please don't do this here.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by dctoedt on Saturday March 27, 2021 @01:07PM (#26603703)
That's a pretty cheeky comment: You've got one karma and just created the account; GP has been around for awhile.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by atat7024 on Thursday April 01, 2021 @11:56PM (#26668905)
Appeal to authority based on points.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by dctoedt on Friday April 02, 2021 @06:47AM (#26670402)
And your appeal is to what, exactly? Answer: It's to the "authority" of an opinion offered by an unidentified newcomer, with no indication why the rest of us shouldn't dismiss the opinion as unhelpful noise.

In contrast, points and longevity serve as a rough, very-democratic measure of a poster's cumulative contributions to the community here, and thus (indirectly) of how well the poster has grokked the local cultural norms. That, in turn, gives readers useful information about the weight that they might wish to consider giving to the view(s) expressed by the poster.

(Apropos of which: I see that you still have a total of -1 points for the all of five days that your account has been active.)

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by D2187645 on Saturday March 27, 2021 @01:13PM (#26603737)
Please don't do this here.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by sundvor on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @12:07AM (#26631178)
Wow, thanks; I was wondering if anyone would notice - there was one or two a while later, and I was happy someone got it.

Then came back just then after a few busy days and had to do a massive double take at the number of upvotes; I probably shouldn't discuss the actual number, but it's my most upvoted reply ever - there must be a lot more punsters here! :)

I used the reference to the NZ "Beached As" due to its brilliance, if you haven't seen it it's a silly treat especially if you love the accent.

And again I greatly enjoyed that sardonic tone of the original video, which I saved for future repeats.

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by rosstex on Thursday March 25, 2021 @10:32PM (#26588221)
I don't have to click that to know what it is.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by redsparrow on Friday March 26, 2021 @04:26AM (#26589883)
If you haven't seen it, this is a remastered version and much better than the ones I remember watching ~20 years ago.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by chris_wot on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:18AM (#26590136)
I got my Wikipedia chops by writing the article about that video. Got the Oddball Barnstar.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by jugg1es on Thursday March 25, 2021 @11:13PM (#26588408)
holy crap amazing. Why doesn't news editorialize like this anymore like this reporter did at the end? Simple, obvious, and stated fairly. You don't always need to talk to the guy who thought the whale hailstorm was still a good idea.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by harshreality on Friday March 26, 2021 @02:24AM (#26589286)
Old school journalism? That kind of reporting takes too long — two minutes until the event is shown — to lay out the facts in a responsible way... giving everyone a clear idea of the initial problem, the proposed solution, and what the proposed solution was supposed to accomplish.

Aside from taking too long, it fails to manipulate the audience by giving them a prepackaged take that aligns with the viewers' preconcieved bias, enrages the opposition, and generates audience affinity with the news outlet. Where's the profit in that?

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by refulgentis on Friday March 26, 2021 @03:11PM (#26595763)
I'm a little confused by this take: editorializing doesn't happen anymore, which is sad. It doesn't happen anymore because editorializing occurs, which is good, because editorializing is bad?
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by setr on Saturday March 27, 2021 @01:47PM (#26603990)
The goal of news media is not to provide a useful information stream, but to gather repeat views (follow the money).

The news barons of the past foolishly conflated the two, or at least assumed the first was optimal at producing the second.

Today, we’ve learned better — there are far more effective strategies available, largely by exploiting our natural search for drama.

That is, the reporting was good at its goal of good reporting; but this was not the correct goal to have.

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by golergka on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:46AM (#26590286)
Fits into a tik-tok limit of 3 minutes.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by pyinstallwoes on Friday March 26, 2021 @02:50AM (#26589424)
Journalism, a lost art.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by randomsearch on Friday March 26, 2021 @04:09AM (#26589791)
Thank you. I haven’t laughed that hard since the start of the pandemic.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by kzrdude on Friday March 26, 2021 @06:49AM (#26590586)
Thank you, it's also a time capsule preserving the "hw" pronunciation of whale. (Which seems to be slowly disappearing.)
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by finnh on Friday March 26, 2021 @11:55AM (#26593578)
Weirdly my elementary-school-age kids were taught in kindergarten that "wh" is a separate sound from "w", and that the received pronunciation is "hw".

That's in Seattle, where al of nobody does the "hw" thing.

So that was a surprise to find in their little takehome pages. I'm guessing those handouts were first xerox'd 40 years ago...

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by undebuggable on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:58AM (#26590353)
> No respectable seagull would attempt to taggle[?] [the particles of dead whale] anyway.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by matkoniecz on Friday March 26, 2021 @07:51AM (#26590954)
tackle?
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by BasDirks on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:34AM (#26590213)
I cried, fantastic.