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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by nabla9 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @06:27PM (#26586396)
Lloyd's List estimated that every day Suez is closed costs US$9 billion ($400 million per hour).

If it could be done technically and open up the canal, it would be cheaper for insurance companies to buy the ship, it's cargo, buy all nearby property and then blow the whole ship up.

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by mrep on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:41AM (#26590250)
That figure is for the value of goods that traverse the canal, not the closed cost. The canal generated 5.61 billion USD in 2020 [0] so it is costing them 15 million dollars a day in lost revenue.

For the shipping companies, they can still go around Africa and the cost of doing that is probably only a little higher than paying the toll as Egypt wants to extract as much money as they can without pricing it over the cost of going around Africa otherwise the shipping companies would just do that in the first place.

[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Authority#:~:text=I....

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by sellyme on Thursday March 25, 2021 @07:19PM (#26586892)
I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll down this thread to get to the "does Egypt have any nukes?" solution.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by a9h74j on Friday March 26, 2021 @03:59AM (#26589735)
I haven't spotted "now you have two problems" anywhere yet.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by tim333 on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:38AM (#26590230)
Nah but a US ICBM could be there in 30 min.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by suzzer99 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @08:35PM (#26587527)
It makes you wonder if anyone has an old aircraft carrier they'd be willing to use as a battering ram. Try to hit it towards the bow to dislodge it.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by fogihujy on Friday March 26, 2021 @06:53AM (#26590604)
And if that ram breaks you'll not just have a giant container ship stuck there, but a bloody aircraft carrier as well. :D
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by moduspol on Friday March 26, 2021 @07:56AM (#26590987)
Clearly that's when you send in the next aircraft carrier.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by suzzer99 on Saturday March 27, 2021 @02:16AM (#26600354)
You get two aircraft carriers ramming each end from different sides. Then if the aircraft carriers get stuck on the bank, ships can still pass in-between them.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by playerm1 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @11:47PM (#26588561)
Newport News Shipbuilding had the old Enterprise CVN 65. May be slightly contaminated.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by imtringued on Friday March 26, 2021 @09:18AM (#26591755)
Slice the containers into three pieces. Take each piece by helicopter. It would probably take a month.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by neither_color on Thursday March 25, 2021 @09:54PM (#26588014)
With so many ships going through every day for decades it’s a wonder this never happened before.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by bergie on Friday March 26, 2021 @03:04AM (#26589501)
We’ve had ships this big only for a few years.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by HenryKissinger on Thursday March 25, 2021 @11:05PM (#26588374)
In its simplest form, Murphy's Law states: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by a9h74j on Friday March 26, 2021 @03:53AM (#26589707)
Which is what fraction of what the Fed is lending. Problem solved.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by maxerickson on Thursday March 25, 2021 @06:37PM (#26586501)
From orbit.