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Re:Live feed from Iceland erupting volcano [video] by Tuna-Fish on Monday March 22, 2021 @07:01AM (#26539157)
The lava is substantially denser than you, so you'd probably float on top and bake until you are dry and then burn.

The victims at Pompeii got buried in pyroclastic ash, not lava.

Re:Live feed from Iceland erupting volcano [video] by ragebol on Monday March 22, 2021 @07:09AM (#26539223)
Ah, of course. Should have known. Still terrible.