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Re:Out of prison after 30 years and people telling him to fi... by throwaway0a5e on Friday March 19, 2021 @09:39AM (#26513171)
Some version of this meme[0] has been circulating since before memes were a thing. I remember the Public School IT guy cracking a joke about packing heat in case the copier tried something funny (which sets a lower bound for the age of this joke because you haven't been able to pack heat in a school in three decades and haven't been able to crack that joke in a school in two).

[0]https://i.imgur.com/6wbgy2L.jpeg

Re:Out of prison after 30 years and people telling him to fi... by dionidium on Friday March 19, 2021 @12:59PM (#26515681)
I'm about to wire up some doorbells in our house and my wife can't for the life of her understand why we didn't simply buy, "one of those wireless ones." It's because the wired ones just work and always will just work and never don't work. No batteries. No internet. No computer chips. Etc, etc.
Re:Out of prison after 30 years and people telling him to fi... by macintux on Friday March 19, 2021 @02:28PM (#26516779)
One cloud-based solution for opening garage doors, myQ, was offline for a few hours recently. People on Twitter were claiming, in all apparent sincerity, they had to literally break into their own homes.