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Re:JavaScript from 2001 on India's largest private bank site by GoblinSlayer on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @02:41AM (#26473705)
Pasta code.
Re:JavaScript from 2001 on India's largest private bank site by tiborsaas on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @07:03AM (#26475188)
I like where this is going, so I propose gnocchi code: small blobs of pasta tightly packed together.
Re:JavaScript from 2001 on India's largest private bank site by shorner on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @05:19AM (#26474541)
Or just generally starchy code?

Now I just want to figure out all of the food analogies for bad code patterns...

Re:JavaScript from 2001 on India's largest private bank site by another-dave on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @08:38AM (#26475905)
Is high starch code (once its been DRYed) less susceptible to code rot and code smell? Though it may be less nutrious and so should be near the bottom of the code pyramid.