As someone who can use almost an entire bottle of Heinz 57 on an order of French fries, this made me laugh. Whenever I ask for ketchup at a restaurant and they bring me “only” 4 packets, I do my best not to roll my eyes in disappointment because I know how ridiculous I am.

If I were you, I'd slow down with the ketchup alright, that sounds obsessively much. Consider that commercial ketchup tends to have lots of sugar and sodium.

It’s alright. I balanced it out with a Diet Coke.

You could have a problem processing the red die.

Armchair nutrition advice on the internet, that’s a first! What’s next? Ice cream and cigarettes are bad!?!? The gall!

Doesn't sound ridiculous. Those little plastic packs with enough sauce for just a few chips are ridiculous! Anywhere that does that shouldn't be allowed to call themselves a restaurant. I guess the idea is people will never ask for enough packs, so they save sauce. Uses a lot of plastic though, not to mentioning ignoring what the customer wants.

My Grandma said:

Silly silly ketchup bottle

First a little

Then a lottle

Same meaning :)

I find this with some brands but not with others, so assumed it was a solved problem and some manufacturers are just cutting corners on bottle design. Is this not the case?