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"I'd like to order a pizza."
"Okay, man, like, I just need to find the pad."
"Okay."
"... ... ... Oh, there."
"I'd like to order a large <some hipster name for pepperoni pizza> for delivery."
"Okay, so that's like, a pizza, right?"
And it went on and on and on ...
"Oh, shit, who let <soandso> pick up the phone." <stomp> <stomp> <stomp>
"I'm sorry. I can take your order now."
Had we been quicker on the uptake it would have been a viral recording.
I sincerely hope that the dude was blazed out of his mind and that wasn't his normal state.
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"I'd like to order a pizza."
"Okay, man, like, I just need to find the pad."
"Okay."
"... ... ... Oh, there."
"I'd like to order a large <some hipster name for pepperoni pizza> for delivery."
"Okay, so that's like, a pizza, right?"
And it went on and on and on ...
"Oh, shit, who let <soandso> pick up the phone." <stomp> <stomp> <stomp>
"I'm sorry. I can take your order now."
Had we been quicker on the uptake it would have been a viral recording.
I sincerely hope that the dude was blazed out of his mind and that wasn't his normal state.