>We're not talking about Green Eggs or the Lorax here.

Yet.

And it's tiresome and boring to hear people pretend that any reasonable line will be drawn. History is full of racially "insensitive" things. What, are we going to make sure "modern kids" don't see that stuff too? What a nullified and pretentious existence.

>have you tried the library?

I have, and it turns out that the same people who think banning books is fine also run the library. Oh the irony!