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Re:I'm the high QA guy. Let me test your website by mettamage on Friday February 05, 2021 @06:46PM (#26042630)
I feel this is posted as a joke (it might not be), but as a Dutchie, I've seen the following when people were stoned:

* Being fully capable of programming C++ (my friend, he's an expert at the language)

* Talking about quantum immortality (another friend)

* Losing one's English (me)

So My feedback to your text: you need to state how the experience is affecting you. I know how it'd affect me, when I'm too stoned I don't even understand what eating is, let alone use a website.

Re:I'm the high QA guy. Let me test your website by curtis3389 on Friday February 05, 2021 @07:09PM (#26042814)
I agree. Being stoned is not a consistently hindering state like being drunk is. Drunk QA testing is valuable because alcohol affects things like judgement and motor control.
Re:I'm the high QA guy. Let me test your website by highqaguy on Saturday February 06, 2021 @08:31PM (#26051808)
I like this idea. It definitely makes me stupider and miss things I wouldn't have otherwise.