Sure. Scored with EffectCheck:
Anxiety - Very High
Hostility - High
Depression - Very High
Confidence - Low
Compassion - Low
Happiness - Very Low
I will post a longer explanation detailing how/why it works, since others have had this question as well.
"It's said that great military commanders, chess players and Go players feel physical pressure on their stomachs when their game pieces are threatened, and the pressure indicates the moves to make. This full-body thinking communicates much more rapidly than purely deductive mental reasoning. The intuition is the result of thousands of prior episodes where such reasoning was employed, acted on and the outcome experienced in all its pain or glory.
Other than hours of practicing the game, or whatever one does, the only other way to improve the chance of learning this physical intuition is to be sure one's body is not sending conflicting signals. Please eat well and exercise."
Anxiety - High
Hostility - High
Depression - High
Confidence - Medium
Compassion - Very Low to Low
Happiness - Low to Medium
What were the poster's true motivations? Not what they stated, but what they truly meant.
The results should be interesting. However, if the authors claim subliminal effects, then I do not how that could be tested.
And there's got to be enough folks with mental health problems to destroy your margin of error, this is the lonely internet afterall.
It would certainly help if the algorithm used to compute these metrics were shared and dissected. I tend to believe that sentiment analysis is much more art than science, given how tricky and profound context can be.
To conclude, I'm not going to end this comment on a negative note. I'd much rather reserve my vitriol and caustic criticism for another thread and day and abstain from calling this an attempt at gaming HN to promote a startup.
I do this not out of a lack of indignation towards what I've just read, but because I'd like to end this seemingly hateful comment on a note that isn't bitter or negative but is instead quite the opposite (without using a single word that would help the OP's algorithm figure this out).
And with that, I throw down the gauntlet. Analyze this!