hrrmm, any suggestions on personal projects that will make mill-i-ons?

I'm half serious. like how can i make an algorithm that auto trades vwap starting with a $1000 account?

anyone have links for projects in; building your own receiver. building a laser. building a 4 story walk up multi family unit. building a particle accelerator programming a kernel from scratch how to get a super hot mail order Russian bride for free how to convert your car to hydrogen cell how to create your own cannabis genetics

i threw some in there to see if you're paying attention, but maybe there should be a thread for cool projects [not just github like].