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Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by op03 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @09:30AM (#25859143)
Recently I had a bunch of snails appear out of nowhere all over the garden. And I spent a whole lot of time, trying to figure out what they were feeding on, cuz some were getting really big. The whole thing was quite fascinating...like how the hell were they producing these huge ass shells without tearing all the plants apart? So I call a good buddy over (PhD in bio something or the other) thinking he would be as fascinated. And guess what...he shows up and all he wanted to do was cook them. So much for higher minds. (we didn't btw)
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by joshspankit on Thursday January 21, 2021 @10:08AM (#25859563)
“Listen: I’m fascinated 23 hours a day. When I go over to a buddy’s house I just wanna eat things. Yaknow?”
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by 6510 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:33PM (#25863084)
Did you try talk with them? They are probably much more like us than we are like 100 billion year old civilizations. They might find us interesting to look at but the proverbial bird watcher doesn't try to sit in the nest.
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by 7thaccount on Thursday January 21, 2021 @10:39AM (#25859974)
How did you know they were edible? I mean, I know people eat snails in certain parts, but how did you know these were safe?
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by Archelaos on Thursday January 21, 2021 @11:20AM (#25860523)
In Germany I only ever eat helix pomatia[1]. Nowadays, they are under nature protection. Only the consumption of cultivated snails is allowed. They are related to mussels and taste similar. I can especially recommend snail cream soup.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_pomatia

Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by randycupertino on Thursday January 21, 2021 @03:37PM (#25863913)
I used to think I loved escargot but it turns out I actually just loved them as a delivery vessel for garlic, butter and cheese.
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by evilsetg on Thursday January 21, 2021 @10:55AM (#25860179)
That is what you have the bio something PhD for :-)
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by franknine on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:49PM (#25863274)
Snails might host Angiostrongylus cantonensis (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angiostrongylus_cantonensis) which can kill people
Re:Why do we assume extraterrestrials might want to visit us? by whatshisface on Thursday January 21, 2021 @11:18AM (#25860490)
Maybe he already knew about how the snails did their thing.