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Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by lhorie on Wednesday January 20, 2021 @10:19PM (#25854945)
Apparently a true story:

A guy was walking around in a Ruby conference with a shirt that said ":sex" (which is read "sex symbol" in Ruby). Until someone asked him: "I don't get it. Why colon sex?"

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by amingilani on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:42AM (#25855861)
As a Rubyist I laughed at that so hard my wife woke up. I work with Python on a daily basis now but I need to make a SFW variant and show it to the Ruby team.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by dariusj18 on Wednesday January 20, 2021 @10:26PM (#25855003)
C:##
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by mPReDiToR on Thursday January 21, 2021 @06:50AM (#25857937)
As an Englishman, that symbol is "sharp" (or hash) which does two things. It makes the sex sound painful, then gives you a second smirk when you remember that it means "pound (£)" in American.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by milkrocks on Thursday January 21, 2021 @10:02AM (#25859494)
#MeToo always felt awkward and not well thought out.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by kcartlidge on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:59PM (#25864982)
One possible cause of confusion in terms of a hash (#) being called pound (£) in the US was that (as I recall even in the mid-1980s) in many cases with ASCII/EBCDIC character set terminals and printers the same number code displayed as a # in the US but as a £ (pound) in the UK (eg ISO646 vs BS4730, or EBCDIC 297 vs 37).

So when cross-Atlantic conversations occurred the US would hear/read us in the UK refer to (they thought) # by the name pound, when we thought we were describing the actual pound (£) character that we were seeing on our end.

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by mnw21cam on Thursday January 21, 2021 @11:08AM (#25860350)
The register[1] quite conclusively determined that the symbol was pronounced "splat".

[1] https://www.theregister.com/2002/07/04/why_microsoft_makes_a...

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by dariusj18 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @09:16AM (#25859004)
I guess it would prevent that kind of misunderstanding if the joke was written "C:££", but then again, the slight misreading I think adds to the joke when it is gotten.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by Cthulhu_ on Thursday January 21, 2021 @05:25AM (#25857425)
C:ENTER:###

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