This does not work when even the government cannot count the number of crimes (and criminal laws), and when Governors accidentally and unknowingly admit to committing crimes:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304319804576389...

https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/473659-america-...

https://blogs.loc.gov/law/2013/03/frequent-reference-questio...

https://www.amazon.com/How-Become-Federal-Criminal-Illustrat...

https://twitter.com/CrimeADay

https://abcnews.go.com/US/york-gov-cuomo-ruffles-feathers-re...