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Re:Signal is having technical difficulties by godelski on Friday January 15, 2021 @10:22PM (#25799731)
> I wonder what NASA will do with my Signal messages

They batch them up and send them to deep space through SETI. The aliens are the real ones behind surveillance operations which they use to create a reality TV show. And with this NASA prevents the world from being destroyed from said aliens.

Re:Signal is having technical difficulties by Cyphase on Saturday January 16, 2021 @07:29AM (#25801816)
They call it Operation Scheherazade.