I have to say my new favorite is the senior citizen who brought styrofoam and gasoline and is looking at ten years, maximum.

When I was far too young to be told this, in modern terms, my father, who had won multiple free trips to Asia from the US gubmint explained the recipe for homemade napalm.

Imagine the maximum sentence for someone who wanted to napalm the US Capitol for reasons other than white rage.

This is the thing we choose to soft play.