I want to engrave this on a plaque to pull out every time someone tries to equate both sides of any given conservative vs liberal argument. As though they are merely equally opposed and there is no fundamentally different character. It's just the color on the jersey.

I don't know the last time I ever saw a conservative do this. This is one of the fundamental differences right here.

And I apologize because, I bet your words were sincere, and that probably means you do not actually approve of me using them for point scoring.

But you are you and of course would not praise yourself, and I, being a 3rd party, am free to say "See that? That's how it's done."