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Re:Simple Bank Is Closing by bonestamp2 on Thursday January 07, 2021 @07:41PM (#25679754)
I don't know of anyone offering 2% right now, but for historic purposes here is an article about some great rates above 2% over a year ago: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/11/savings-accounts-besides-all...
Re:Simple Bank Is Closing by asciimike on Thursday January 07, 2021 @10:13PM (#25681093)
Well, since the stock market only goes up [0], just put all your money in TSLA and you'll do better than 2% </s>

[0]: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/12685424540867502...

Re:Simple Bank Is Closing by bonestamp2 on Friday January 08, 2021 @02:05AM (#25682333)
TSLA goes up and down a lot... scalping trades on that has been very profitable this year.