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"You are 1% basic. Oh wow Penelope Trappes and Titi Robin! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year."
"You are 1% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to DJ Marsta?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Mez's Tyrone EP."
"You are 1% basic. Oh wow Penelope Trappes and Titi Robin! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year."