I used to fly to Leipzig Altenburg. It was basically a shed plus a line of asphalt, in the countryside. The guy checking your baggage and the guy selling bagels looked kind of similar and I suspect they were brothers.

The airport eventually lost its Ryanair connection because - allegedly - one day the plane approaching called air traffic and got no response. The air traffic controller had slept in late....

Sorry to make you so angry you stopped reading right at this word, though that means you might be positively surprised to see the sentence that immediately follows. ;-)