Me too. I wish I had more time to waste their time. Often I will just answer and set the phone down. When I have time to play, I have a fake name, real VIN of some car, a home for sale in Phoenix, a credit card that passes a luhn test, etc. And if they need to call me back, I have a Twilio honeypot number that fowards to http://www.jollyrogertelephone.com.

I am not Kitboga, but I enjoy wasting their time.

Sometimes they start the stream of profanity as soon as I answer, I guess we have met on a prior call.