Wow, what a catastrophe it would be if he did. I mean: 1) he goes into literally every house with a child in it, talk about a superspreader 2) he spends a lot of time around reindeer, which opens the potential for a cross-species virus mutation like that thing with the mink in Denmark.

Fortunately, at this point, it all seems cool.

Your analysis is spot on. The question now is if Gavin Newsom is going to lock him down which would be a big bummer for Californians.

All reports suggest he has the ability to escape through spaces that seem entirely too small for his girth; I wouldn't worry too much about them keeping him captive.

Hey HN! I was sick over thanksgiving and we didn't get together with family, so I decided to build this little project to pass the time. Built it all in webflow and used Canva for the illustrations. Hope it brings the slightest of smiles to your face