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Re:'This is not science fiction,' say scientists pushing for... by im3w1l on Friday December 04, 2020 @02:39AM (#25299962)
Would you get a neuro-implant financed by neuro-advertising? We manipulate you, but just a little!™
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Re:'This is not science fiction,' say scientists pushing for... by ElFitz on Friday December 04, 2020 @06:58AM (#25301356)
Why even bother with "neuro-advertising"?

Just get the brain to release dopamine whenever the subject thinks of one of your clients’ products.

And when they think of the implant.

"- Oh, so you’re going to get that implant? - Yeah, but it’s just to improve my odds at finding a job. Once I have it, I’ll have it removed"

"- So... you found a job? - Yeah! - And... you still have the implant? - Oh! Hell yeah! It’s the best thing that ever happened to me! I can’t imagine what I’d do without it!"

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Re:'This is not science fiction,' say scientists pushing for... by m463 on Friday December 04, 2020 @01:16PM (#25305739)
The judges agree 10/10 10/10 10/10

hynotoad wins again!

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