I hate Jira - but I think the main reason is just that it feels slow to use. A slow UI gives a visceral felt sense of lethargy / sickness, which I associate with the product. Is that a bug? I don't know. But I bet it runs fast enough internally at atlassian. And I suspect the PMs at atlassian tell themselves the same story - that its not worth the development time to make it fast. And that might match with the feedback they get, because all the users who care about that have probably already bounced to other products.
What you said about impressing the person viewing the reports really rings true in that case.
I’ve built frontends before without giving any consideration at all to performance, and they’ve always performed perfectly well. Websites like cnn.com exist, so it is demonstrably possibly to do it badly, but you have to stray so far from the light accomplish something like that.
But if a UI is slow, that does matter. Delayed keypresses, unacknowledged but registered interactions, or the worst, delayed layout changes, are completely flow breaking.