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Re:Artist releases album called “Ok Google Play Music” on Sp... by Semiapies on Wednesday December 02, 2020 @11:12PM (#25285297)
I'd go for "Zen".

And the resulting announcements. "INFORMATION: Four minutes have elapsed." for a timer, etc.

Re:Artist releases album called “Ok Google Play Music” on Sp... by craz8 on Thursday December 03, 2020 @12:54AM (#25285875)
I’d pay money for Peter Tuddenham’s Zen to respond to commands.

I’d buy a big subwoofer to make the INFORMATION response shake the house too!