> you could conceivably implement lightning with classical assets.
Not with the same security properties. The idea of building a money transfer service where you simply have many people with liquidity that transfer IOUs instead of the actual money has been around since at least the 8th century: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawala
There was no formal ultimate settlement layer though.
I personally think that we need to continue to investigate ways to push what we trust and eventually have a workable system that actually trusts individual public keys to not double spend on pain of losing their reputation.
Until that happens I'll continue to hold some BTC.
That's not blockchain, and it's not crypto. You can do that right now with literally any asset in an InteractiveBrokers account.