Wait, I never really caught on to what the first "TikTok panic" was about. There was noise about someone was going to have to sell the "TikTok" part of the company? because $reasons? then that couldn't happen because $orange_man_bad? or just because it was his idea?

I bet "They're showing heinous shit to the childrens" is a big reason for urgency, too. Like people have kids and immediately forget that they were kids, saw all that themselves, and came out ok.