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Re:I spent eleven years working on this Line Rider track by joijoiwejrr on Thursday November 26, 2020 @03:57AM (#25218197)
From Wikipedia:

> Octopus lifespan is limited by reproduction: males can live for only a few months after mating, and females die shortly after their eggs hatch. ... Octopus reproductive organs mature due to the hormonal influence of the optic gland but result in the inactivation of their digestive glands, typically causing the octopus to die from starvation. Experimental removal of both optic glands after spawning was found to result in the cessation of broodiness, the resumption of feeding, increased growth, and greatly extended lifespans.

TIL

Re:I spent eleven years working on this Line Rider track by StavrosK on Thursday November 26, 2020 @05:42AM (#25218739)
Damn, how greatly?! Why do they leave us hanging? What were the natural causes they died of?
Re:I spent eleven years working on this Line Rider track by xwdv on Thursday November 26, 2020 @12:09PM (#25221761)
Some of the octopus are still alive today.
Re:I spent eleven years working on this Line Rider track by vmception on Thursday November 26, 2020 @03:04PM (#25223121)
For anyone looking for a serious answer, the 1977 experiment seems to have extended life for several months (which is almost double the lifespan in some species), before they died for another reason which was not explained.

What I gather is that the optic gland controls all hormone secretion, and although they were able to prevent the digestive system from being blocked by removing it, the same gland likely is necessary in other areas.

Re:I spent eleven years working on this Line Rider track by partyboat1586 on Thursday November 26, 2020 @02:54PM (#25223056)
That's an unfortunate evolutionary rut to be stuck in.