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Re:Microsoft 365 has employee surveillance and analytics bui... by EvanAnderson on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @01:44PM (#25201524)
You'll need that fake head to be vascularized too. Photoplethysmography is a thing. >smile<
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Re:Microsoft 365 has employee surveillance and analytics bui... by danudey on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @02:42PM (#25202219)
Okay so now I'm just meant to hire someone who looks like me to read my e-mails for me? Definitely going to have to try to expense that.
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Re:Microsoft 365 has employee surveillance and analytics bui... by TheOtherHobbes on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @07:07PM (#25204517)
You can outsource it. Better yet, set up a startup to offshore it. Or - ding ding! - AI it, providing Virtual Work as a Service.

You can have virtual cubicles full of imaginary AI-generated people automating bureaucratic busywork being generated by AI management algorithms.

Maybe I should write a novel about this. (Or am I too late?)

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